June Should Be Oral Sex Month! (Dick)

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As the month of May (Masturbation Month) draws to a close, I’m left with an empty feeling wondering what the next 4.3 weeks will hold for me. I need a reason to celebrate the sex in my life… but more than that, I need a reason to have more sex!

Aarron Laid of Red Region Inferno suggested in a comment recently that June should be Oral Sex Month, and I like it! Why not? There are those who are averse to putting their face directly into the action, I don’t understand why really, but perhaps a month dedicated to the act could raise awareness and lower inhibitions.

Here at Dick-n-Jane.com we’ve come up with the Top 10 Reasons Oral Sex Is Good, help us spread the word (and spread the legs) so everyone can appreciate the loving awesomeness of Oral Sex for the whole month of June!

Top 10 Reasons Oral Sex is Good
10. You can do it while it’s being done to you
9. Gives him a reason to shave
8. Gives her a reason to shave
7. Good way for the near sighted to get a better view
6. Rationalization for extra shower time he spends soaping up his package
5. No risk of rug rats
4. Stops the chatter
3. Rewards the selfishly lazy
2. Free protein shake

And the NUMBER ONE reason Oral Sex is Good…

1. The brain is the largest sex organ… and your mouth is a lot closer to it than your genitals.

We are not the first to suggest that June be dedicated to Oral Sex, Nicole Antoinette of Toy With Me started a petition (of sorts) to get National Oral Sex Month on the books. I’m guessing she hasn’t had much luck… but don’t let that deter you from signing her petition!

Whatever you do in June, have a great time doing it! And if June really sucks for you… fantastic!

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